How you lose a wing nut?

How in the world do you lose a wing nut, going from the middle of the living room to the couch, not even 2 feet apart from each other. It amazes me that it can happen, cause I watched it happen. Not only did the wing nut get lost but a few screws were loose too.

If you are wondering what I am talking about. I am talking about putting a BBQ together. And even still, this is the third attempt to put the same type of BBQ together. Not the same one, mind you. One friend put it together at her house twice, and once at my house, thinking she was ahead of the game.

And even got the holy butt crack in the face too. You know the one, the plumber crack. And a fart too. Then the seniors have a hard time putting a tiny little screw in. Kewl, right?

Now they are trying out for the Canadian Olympics gymnastics team. I'll leave that one to the imagination.

Now we're onto the knobs part of the job. Apparently, left only fits on the left, and right only fits on the right, that's what I thought.

CJP

The right thing

How come doing the right thing never feels right?

You feel like you have a bowling ball in your stomach. Your heart pounding 1000 beats a minute. Your blood racing like a wild horse.

What do you feel like?

Ketchup

How many people like ketchup?

It's amazing the number of people that said I do, I do, I do!!!!

It's also amazing the amount of people that said I use ketchup to drown the taste of someone's cooking just because it tastes gross and you don't want to hurt that person's feelings.

So what's with society not wanting to hurt people's feelings? Is it because, they feel guilty for doing so? It's the same thing as saying no to someone and meaning it. I think it boils down to, how you would feel if someone hurt your feelings or said no to you. I also think it's we have the expectation that we should always get what we ask for.

What do you think?

CJP

Corey Haim and Hollywood

So what's going on with Hollywood these days? We had Corey Haim overdose and die. What's up with that? This guy has been doing drugs for roughly 20-25 years, didn't anyone care enough to not give up trying to help this guy get clean? I tell ya, I believe that the devil had a good hold on him, because he was so addicted to the drugs that he didn't care about his own life. He would have had an amazing life if his friends and family helped him when he first started. The life he always wanted never died the day he couldn't quit drugs. And now his life quit him. What a waste. What do you think?

CJP